The Hero Takes a Fall

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When last we saw the hairy hunk Silver Eagle, he was getting his ass handed to him by the villainous muscle monster DR. MAGNIFICENT.

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In fact. things weren’t looking good at all for Silver Eagle at this point. And after the thrashing he received at the hands of Morgan Cruze, the prospect of any kind of offense–feeble or otherwise–seemed unlikely at this point. I was pretty certain all I was going to see was the Doc continuing to wipe the mats with Eagle–probably taking his mask and maybe even his trunks.

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And then, from out of nowhere, Eagle struck back.

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Oh, well done, Eagle! Those beatings apparently stoked a fire in his belly, because now that he’s seized control of the match, the rest is a bit different than the start!

(And still, look at Dr. M in this picture. Look at that body, how beautiful it is, how narrow the waist, how round and hard the ass, how deep the armpits. Magnificent indeed.)

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I gotta say, it was inspiring watching the Eagle turn the tables on the doc. And he kept it up, with the Doc trying, sometimes succesfully, sometimes not–to get back on top.

And there were still more twists to come.

Oh, yeah, I enjoyed this one.

Muscles Don’t A Wrestler Make

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That ass, man. Jesus.

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With no disrespect intended to Silver Eagle, who is most definitely a sexy man I’d love to tangle with (and whose mask I would happily add to my collection), Dr. Magnificent’s arrogant ring name is kind of apt: the body is pretty magnificent.

And that ass. Good Lord, that motherfucking ass.

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Vicious and nasty and physically beautiful, Dr. Magnificent clearly enjoys punishing his opponents almost as much as he likes showing off his own fantastic physique.

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How much humiliation will poor, hapless Silver Eagle suffer through? How much can he take? The doctor is in.

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And that bandoleer certainly has its uses.

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God damn, those muscles on the doctor.

How bad will things get for the Eagle?

cont.

Mask of the Enchanter

So, the most recent BGEast catalogue featured another entry in the Masked Mayhem series, and yet another without Cage Thunder. It’s always a little weird seeing that happen, to be honest, so here’s a photo of me in a mask to relieve your anxiety a little bit.

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Nice, right?

They never taped me doing a masked jockstrap match, which is a shame because I have a great ass.

Anyway, moving on, back to this latest Masked Mayhem, I noticed the reappearance of some masked wrestlers whose work I’ve enjoyed before, namely Silver Eagle and Gold Shaft (who takes on an unmasked Drake Marcos), and three new meat  wrestlers, Payback, the Assassin, and Dr. Magnificent.

Dr. Magnificent is, to be honest, pretty fucking magnificent.

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I mean, seriously.

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Those are some lovely muscles, that ass is exceptional, and he certainly knows how to fill up a pair of white trunks.

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The white, which usually is a signal to the audience/viewer that this wrestler is going to get his ass kicked, is a little deceptive in this case: for one thing that body is fucking amazing. The bandoleer and black highlights on the white ring gear also is a winking signal–no pushover here, this is a stud who knows what he’s doing and will do what he needs to do to win.

Plus, he’s wrestling Silver Eagle.

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Red, white and blue? Not a good sign. Plus, Silver Eagle’s only previous BGEast appearance, in Masked Mayhem 10, was a brutal ass-kicking by heel/sadist extraordinaire Morgan Cruze.

Don’t get me wrong, I think Silver Eagle is sexy as hell. I love the farmer’s tan, I love the hairy torso, and I love that he’s not overly muscled nor ripped to shreds. He looks athletic, like his body is fit for sports but he doesn’t need, for the sake of ego, to look like–well, Dr. Magnificent. The square cuts fit him perfectly with a nice emphasis on bulge and those nipples! Yeah, sexy. Very sorry our paths never crossed back in the day.

So, I started watching this match not really knowing what to expect, or how it would play out…which is always more fun.

(to be continued)