Austin City Limits

Let’s talk about Austin Cooper for a minute, shall we?

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I’ve been a fan since I first saw him take on Jake Jenkins (another tasty morsel) in Ripped Rookies 1: A Score to Settle. It was an impressive debut for both; a mat match with both starting in singlets before stripping down to much more provocative gear, and not only were they both lovely to look at, they were also pretty damned skilled. I was immediately impressed with both wrestlers, and looked forward to seeing more of each.

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Both of them also sweated quite profusely, and I have mentioned before how sweaty muscles are a big button push for me.

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Austin was at home in any wrestling scenario; I never got the slightest impression, whether it was mats, the gazebo, or the ring, that he wasn’t in his element. He can also heel or job with equally aplomb; that handsome face and beautiful body not only can suffer beautifully, but can sell the dominant heel role just as easily.

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He also looks good in everything–whether its pro-style trunks, singlets, underwear, leg tights, you name it; he can pull it off–and while he’s shown us bare cheeks before, whether in thongs or jocks, he’s never gone full frontal. I don’t mind; while I do appreciate the guys who are willing to do so, I also appreciate those who like to leave things mysterious.

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And even when facing bodies as perfect as, say, those of Kid Karisma or Patrick Donovan or Z-Man, Austin doesn’t fade into the background or not match up properly; those matches are so stunningly hot to watch it’s a wonder the cameras didn’t short circuit.

So, the part of me that enjoys watching Austin suffer was pretty excited to hear he was going to climb in the ring with Cybertron for Hunkbash 20.

(to be continued)

Too Much Heaven

If April is for abs, it can also be for asses.

And the BGEast boys have some seriously fine ones.

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Mitch (aka the Bitch) Colby’s body always gets a lot of attention, but it almost always focuses on his arms, pecs, shoulders, and abs (and rightly so; they are quite nice). But he also has a phenomenal ass, which no one ever talks about or mentions. Until now.

I mean, nice, right?

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And remember Kid Brock? He didn’t appear in too many matches for BGEast, but he was definitely memorable.

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Oh, the fun I would have had with him in the ring….

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As you can see, his ass was just one of the many reasons Brad Rochelle was a superstar.

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Rio, ah, Rio. Physical perfection, handsome, and dat ass.

No complaints with these three, either.

Z-man and Bulldog Barzini show off some lovely backsides in pink,

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No complaints about Patrick Donovan’s ass, either.

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Nor with Exavier’s.

I’ve always been an ass/leg man; for years there was nothing more erotic to me than being trapped in a brutal headscissors, feeling the thighs and glutes flexing and straining to get me to submit.

Any. One. Of. These. Guys.

I’d let them scissor me for hours….