Muscles Don’t A Wrestler Make

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That ass, man. Jesus.

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With no disrespect intended to Silver Eagle, who is most definitely a sexy man I’d love to tangle with (and whose mask I would happily add to my collection), Dr. Magnificent’s arrogant ring name is kind of apt: the body is pretty magnificent.

And that ass. Good Lord, that motherfucking ass.

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Vicious and nasty and physically beautiful, Dr. Magnificent clearly enjoys punishing his opponents almost as much as he likes showing off his own fantastic physique.

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How much humiliation will poor, hapless Silver Eagle suffer through? How much can he take? The doctor is in.

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And that bandoleer certainly has its uses.

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God damn, those muscles on the doctor.

How bad will things get for the Eagle?

cont.

The Mask of the Faceless Heel

It’s funny how different a mask can make someone look; then again, the point of a mask is to hide or change one’s appearance. BGEast’s super hot stud heel The Enforcer always wore the black and yellow lightning bolt mask; I myself wore different colors and styles during my own masked reign of terror. Every picture of him, every video, I stared at the face, trying to get some idea of who he was, what he really looked like.

The body, of course, was always spectacular.

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He always wore black, but as terrific as that body is this was the most revealing set of trunks he ever wore.

And his match with Blueboy was probably one of the most classic, hottest, sexiest matches I’ve ever seen that had no nudity or erotic content at all.

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Seriously. Masked Mayhem 4. It also has my match with Boyd Hicks, which was also the first time I was naked on film. But the Blueboy-Enforcer match is a classic; an absolute classic.

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Let’s talk, shall we, for a moment about the Enforcer.

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I mean, seriously.

The Enforcer–yeah. Sexy as hell, and as nasty a heel as have ever climbed through the ropes at BGEast. That body! That attitude! And strangely enough, as amazing as he looks, the sexiest thing to me in that picture is that vein running over the top of that bicep peak. For some reason, I just think is so fucking sexy. He always wore that same mask–and he has sexy eyes, too. I love the shape of the eye holes in that mask; the strong chin, the lips.

I always wanted to wrestle him; I’d picked him as one of the guys I wanted to unmask me.

The first time I noticed him, or was aware of him, was when he showed up to be one of the Boss’ enforcers in The Contract series; episode 4, to be exact.

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If you aren’t familiar with The Contract series, it’s an episodic tale of Brad Rochelle’s return to BGEast after a long absence. Brad–seriously, if you don’t know who Brad is, educate yourself immediately–was one of the biggest stars in the BGEast pantheon, and when he returned, he had demands…hence the contract of the title. It didn’t turn out well–at least, not at first–but The Contract series also introduced the audience to a lot of new talent…not the least of which was The Enforcer, who humbled and humiliated and battered Brad.

I was awed, and in lust.

He reminded me of one of my biggest crushes from the 1970’s and 1980’s days of pro wrestling, Mr. Olympia.

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I recently discovered a treasure trove of Mr. Olympia’s matches on Youtube, and have spent many a happy hour reacquainting myself with this stud.

This is one of my favorites: https://youtu.be/Wv07JT_cXsU

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He was a great heel–although he also turned a couple of times, going back and forth from heel to hero and back again. But a great body, a great worker, and sexy as fuck in the ring.

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So, I’ve been reacquainting myself lately not only with Mr. Olympia, but also The Enforcer.

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(to be continued)

Caging the Wolf

So, the little wolf worked me over a bit. It happens. Sure, there are matches where you spend the entire time mopping the floor with your opponent, but where’s the challenge in that?

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A foot in my face? You know, that took guts.

It also wasn’t particularly smart. It kind of pissed me off.

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Aw, does that hurt?

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Go to sleep, little bitch.

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Yeah, let me take your mask off. You shouldn’t be allowed to wear one, since you’re just ¬†little bitch.

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I have to say, this was my first time ever unmasking someone, and it kind of made my dick hard. Who knew symbolically stripping my opponent of his power would be such a turn-on? I’d stripped opponents out of their trunks before, but this was a whole new world of arousal.

Oh, I took his trunks too.

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Yup, nothing more humiliating than having your own sweaty trunks shoved into your mouth.

Poor Lobolito. He always wanted a rematch, but it somehow never happened.

Pity.