Rocky Mountain High

So, I’d put the Baron to sleep and it was just me and Kid Karisma left on the mats.

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The Kid suffered beautifully. And so athletic, too. And he never gave up. He kept trying, kept coming back for more no matter what I threw at his hot ass.

And it is truly an epic ass. One of the best I’ve ever seen, one of the best to ever grace the cameras for BGEast.

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Alas, Baron didn’t stay out. And distracted as I was by my workover of Kid Karisma, I didn’t see him get to his feet until it was too late.

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The nerve of the fucker! Trying to put me to sleep? Making me turn my attention away from the bounty that was the body of Kid Karisma?

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That didn’t sit well with me. And you know, as I was beating the shit out of him for the second time, I also had to give him some props. Most wrestlers would have come to and slipped away before I noticed…but Baron not only did not do that, he came back for more.

But this time, I made sure he was finished before I was able to get back to work on the Kid. Again–the Kid could have escaped and headed for the hills. Instead, he waited to take me back on again. Probably thinking Baron might have worn me out, worn me down some…but the Kid wasn’t skilled enough yet to pull off such an impressive feat.

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And it wasn’t until I took his mask that he finally surrendered.

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Again, I have to give the Kid props. After being mauled, in turn, by two hot heels in his debut before the cameras, he could have easily just said “fuck this, I ain’t working for BGEast again.” Instead, he started training; learning how to be a better wrestler. He took a few more beatings along the way, but now he is one of the nastiest heels in the company roster. I’ve followed his career with pride and admiration as he has kicked the shit out of some nasty studs at BGEast.

I’m also a little proud of the fact that I am one of the only wrestlers in BGEast history to hand his hot little muscle ass to him.

I also regret never getting the chance to take on Red Baron in a one-on-one. He was sexy, hot and fun. It would have been a classic.

 

Taking a Beating

If you want to be a pro wrestler, you have to be able to take a beating. You have to be able to take a certain amount of pain, and it helps if, as I am, you are flexible. The more flexible you are, the more pain you can take and the more punishing holds you can survive.

If you can’t handle any of that, you have business getting in the ring. Because even the biggest, the strongest, the most skilled and bloodthirsty heel will have to take some pain at some point. You’re cruising along, having your own way with your opponent, and then the next thing you know you make a mistake and WHAM! You’re going to be on the receiving end for a while.

And if it’s a skilled dude who knows what he’s doing, you might not get back in control of the match.

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Jobe put me through the ringer.

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And I have to respect how much he enjoyed it.

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I mean, he really put me through it. He worked over my abs, my back, my neck, my head, and even my legs.

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And like me, he sweats a lot. There were sweat puddles all over the ring.

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But….you’ve always got to be on your guard, and never get overconfident–or things will flip back the other way.

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(to be continued)

Ring of Fire

Jobe Zander is a force to be reckoned with. Just ask him, he’ll tell you. But the guy has crazy mad skills, a great body, and is pretty sexy. Ask him, he’ll tell you.

The day of our match, I walked in on him reading fan email on his laptop in the locker room. I was wearing that leather outfit the Boss got for me, remember this?

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Jobe being Jobe, he made some Halloween crack about my outfit that I couldn’t let pass.

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You see, that’s the thing about bulges. They make great targets. So I slammed his laptop shut on his, tossed him around a bit and threw him into the ring. I also knew this gear I was wearing wouldn’t work–too many things to grab onto, and never give your opponent something they can use against you–so I changed while he writhed in agony in the ring.

I’ve always been able to get into and out of my clothes pretty fucking fast.

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I liked these new gold trunks I had, so I thought I’d break them in on Jobe.

I was beating on him pretty good there for a while.

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But you can’t ever get over-confident, especially with a skilled and experienced pro like Jobe.

Cuz them tables can get turned pretty fucking fast.

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