Too Much Heaven

If April is for abs, it can also be for asses.

And the BGEast boys have some seriously fine ones.

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Mitch (aka the Bitch) Colby’s body always gets a lot of attention, but it almost always focuses on his arms, pecs, shoulders, and abs (and rightly so; they are quite nice). But he also has a phenomenal ass, which no one ever talks about or mentions. Until now.

I mean, nice, right?

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And remember Kid Brock? He didn’t appear in too many matches for BGEast, but he was definitely memorable.

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Oh, the fun I would have had with him in the ring….

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As you can see, his ass was just one of the many reasons Brad Rochelle was a superstar.

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Rio, ah, Rio. Physical perfection, handsome, and dat ass.

No complaints with these three, either.

Z-man and Bulldog Barzini show off some lovely backsides in pink,

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No complaints about Patrick Donovan’s ass, either.

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Nor with Exavier’s.

I’ve always been an ass/leg man; for years there was nothing more erotic to me than being trapped in a brutal headscissors, feeling the thighs and glutes flexing and straining to get me to submit.

Any. One. Of. These. Guys.

I’d let them scissor me for hours….

Still Life in Underwear

Calvin Haynes vs. Grant Connors is the lead off match in Calvin Haynes Wrestling Spotlight, and it’s definitely in my Top Ten matches of the past few years. I’ve already talked about my obsession with sexy Calvin; but Grant Connors is a fucking find.

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Like Calvin, he’s got a terrific body and is sexy. He looks like someone who was a jock in high school and has stayed in shape ever since, without measuring fat grams and restricting carbs after five pm and a slavish devotion to working out; this isn’t intended as a criticism but rather an appreciation. I have always loved and enjoyed that BGEast wrestlers are a variety of shapes, colors and sizes–everything from the ripped fitness models to competitive body builders to actual professional wrestlers to the sexy guys like Grant, who looks like someone you might encounter at a fraternity kegger that you want to lock yourself into a hotel room for the weekend with.

And putting the sexy stud in white underwear was just genius.

He’s sexy, he’s strong, and the boy can wrestle.

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Also: nice ass.

(I also love that the picture looks like Calvin is staring at Grant’s dick in amazement.)

It’s a terrific, back and forth battle where both guys dig deep inside of themselves to find a way not to lose to their foe; one of the better mat matches I’ve seen in quite a while; two sexy strong skilled wrestlers battling it out for the win.

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The classic arm-wrestling to see who has stronger arms.

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And even as the match gets nastier and the holds more brutal, the determination of each wrestler to not lose is fun to watch, as is the surge of testosterone.

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Calvin also puts those mighty, meaty thighs to work.

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Oh, to feel that power.

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Matches rarely end in a draw, and the taunting and sweating and effort–so enjoyable for us to view in the privacy of our homes–to become the dominant wrestler, as the beautiful bodies become more slick with sweat and harder to hold onto; my favorite part of the match, when both bodies are drenched and tiring, the only thing keeping them going the determination not to lose to the other…

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And the sheer pleasure from beating down another man.

Calvin Haynes Wrestler Spotlight  also contains another mat match with Mason Brooks–a savvy and determined mat wrestler–and a classic ring battle with beautiful Kirk Donahue. The matches show Calvin’s versatility as a wrestler and all the gear is designed to show off his mighty body to its best.

Highly recommended.

I Know What You Want to Do

There is a distinction between a jobber and a face in the world of wrestling.

There’s certainly some overlap, but jobbers rarely, if ever, win matches, and are also incapable of maintaining any offense they may generate during a match; they may not even launch an offensive against their opponent–and if they do, it generally doesn’t last long. Jobbers are there to be demolished, tortured, and beaten by an opponent who relishes dishing out pain and punishment and humiliation.

face, on the other hand, is a good looking well built stud with mad wrestling skills. He doesn’t stoop to rule breaking and/or cheating (unless provoked by the relentless rule breaking of their foe; it always plays as well-deserved and draws cheers from the crowd as payback). A face is a great wrestler who only loses due to the duplicity of their opponent; they are huge fan favorites. Probably the best example of a face is Kevin Von Erich, who was handsome and had a fantastic body.

The question, of course, is which category does my latest BGEast crush, Kirk Donahue, fall into?

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Very very good-looking, and that body!

Not to mention dat ass.

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He also has ring skills, though, so even though he seems to lose every match he’s involved in for the cameras, I would put him down as both.

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Z-Man is another one who straddles that line; he shows a lot of ability in his matches and even sometimes crossed the line into illegality–but only after being relentlessly beaten and victimized. He, too, is stunningly handsome and that body–Christ, that body.

So, I was very interested in seeing the two of them against each other in Babyface Brawl 2.

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That shot is a work of art, isn’t it?

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Kirk certainly brought out the beast I always knew was under the surface with Z-Man.

It’s a great match; Kirk even manages some offensive against the Z-Man…ring confidence is born out of success in the ring, and neither wrestler has had much along those lines over the years in the arena. Several times when Z-Man was poised to polish Kirk off for guard that killer instinct that is acquired through beatings isn’t as honed in either man as of yet.

And Kirk always suffers so beautifully.

Why is the suffering of the beautiful such a turn-on for so many of us? That is a topic for another day, I suppose.

 

As For You, Kirk Donahue

In all honesty, I’m not sure when precisely I became aware of Kirk Donahue.

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think it was when he was one of the nominees for Best Butt in the annual BGEast fan awards, and Bard commented on his blog that he didn’t quite understand why that was the case.

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I can see why, frankly. Bard later watched one of Kirk’s matches and ate his words and publicly apologized for questioning the bounty that is Kirk’s butt. (And in all seriousness, I know the eye is immediately drawn to the ass in the above picture. But look up at his shoulders, in the reflection caught by the mirror. That’s equally impressive.)

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His torso and arms are also quite delectable, and then there’s the bulge. It’s quite, as they say, ample.

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Yes, he is rather fine. Adorable, too, with that enormous, infectious boyish grin and those freckles. He even has them on his pecs and arms.

But like so many adorable boys before him, despite the sexy body and the handsome face, the fate of beautiful boys like Kirk Donahue at BGEast–well, he’s going to be fresh, bloody meat served up to the brutal beasts who drool at the site of such symmetrical perfection, thinking about the pain they can inflict, to see if he also is beautiful as he suffers….

(to be continued)