Austin City Limits

Let’s talk about Austin Cooper for a minute, shall we?

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I’ve been a fan since I first saw him take on Jake Jenkins (another tasty morsel) in Ripped Rookies 1: A Score to Settle. It was an impressive debut for both; a mat match with both starting in singlets before stripping down to much more provocative gear, and not only were they both lovely to look at, they were also pretty damned skilled. I was immediately impressed with both wrestlers, and looked forward to seeing more of each.

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Both of them also sweated quite profusely, and I have mentioned before how sweaty muscles are a big button push for me.

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Austin was at home in any wrestling scenario; I never got the slightest impression, whether it was mats, the gazebo, or the ring, that he wasn’t in his element. He can also heel or job with equally aplomb; that handsome face and beautiful body not only can suffer beautifully, but can sell the dominant heel role just as easily.

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He also looks good in everything–whether its pro-style trunks, singlets, underwear, leg tights, you name it; he can pull it off–and while he’s shown us bare cheeks before, whether in thongs or jocks, he’s never gone full frontal. I don’t mind; while I do appreciate the guys who are willing to do so, I also appreciate those who like to leave things mysterious.

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And even when facing bodies as perfect as, say, those of Kid Karisma or Patrick Donovan or Z-Man, Austin doesn’t fade into the background or not match up properly; those matches are so stunningly hot to watch it’s a wonder the cameras didn’t short circuit.

So, the part of me that enjoys watching Austin suffer was pretty excited to hear he was going to climb in the ring with Cybertron for Hunkbash 20.

(to be continued)

Turn the Beat Around

And then there’s Carter Alexander.

It’s not easy to keep up with all the hot guys in gay-interest wrestling, and I have to confess I’ve been sleeping on this one. How have I missed him thus far?  He’s already released matches with Kid Karisma, Jake Jenkins, Kirk Donahue, and Kayden Keller–and the Keller match I definitely knew of, since Kayden wore the same trunks I wore in my match against Pink Puma–trunks I loved so much I wanted to steal them.

And yet…yes, I was sleeping on this one. When the Hunkbash 20 DVD arrived, I didn’t remember him.

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SERIOUSLY.

Outside of his hair–it’s a personal preference, but all these hairstyles for men which involve sprays and gels and “products” to shape the hair and keep it in place have always struck me as dopey; I call is “stupid hair”–but then again, I also came of age in the days when men wore their hair long, parted in the center and then blown dry and brushed so the bangs feathered; don’t even get me started on the hideous hairstyles of the 1980’s–Carter Alexander is everything I like in a wrestler–great smile, handsome face, the slightest hint of dimples in his cheeks. And then the body. He’s lean, muscular, ripped–and while he must depilate his torso, he leaves his legs hairy.

And that vascularity is fucking insane. I mean–look at those deep cuts from the top of his pelvic girdle heading to the groin.

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There’s vascularity even in his fucking legs.

With the exception of Kirk Donahue, he has already logged matches with some of the nastier heels in the current roster at BGEast, and so tossing him into the ring for a Hunkbash with Braden? Yeah, my money was definitely on this pretty young man for a brutal bashing of Braden.

And I was here for it.

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And yes, that’s an ass I’d like to hold in both hands as I pull him closer to me.

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Bulges, Bulges Everywhere

BGEast dropped Catalogue 123 yesterday, and yes, after a long absence there’s a Cage Thunder match in it–but I’ll get to that eventually. Today I want to talk about another DVD set of matches…which kind of ties into my recents posts about not only Kid Karisma but Jobe Zander and my matches against them. This DVD has the two of them facing off against each other in the ring.

Mary Mother of God, does Kid Karisma not look fantastic?

Jobe’s not looking too shabby himself.

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Seriously.

And I know from experience that both of them get really sweaty when they wrestle. I love sweat. Seriously. I think it’s sexy as fuck.

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Told you he’s athletic.

This is a great match; Jobe and the Kid are well-matched, skill-wise as well as their athletic ability. Jobe has worked the indy circuit; the Kid could. The holds, the reversals. the attitude, and the ability to sell in this match is exceptional.

And their bodies are sexy as fuck all. And they aren’t above a little sexy humiliation, either.

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Oh, is that your face in my crotch? Hope you like crotch sweat, little boy!

And they both love to dish it out, and–my personal favorite–taunt each other.

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This is one of the hottest matches I’ve watched in a long time, and definitely in my top twenty of all time for BGEast, which is saying something.

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Hot. As. Fuck.

Rocky Mountain High

So, I’d put the Baron to sleep and it was just me and Kid Karisma left on the mats.

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The Kid suffered beautifully. And so athletic, too. And he never gave up. He kept trying, kept coming back for more no matter what I threw at his hot ass.

And it is truly an epic ass. One of the best I’ve ever seen, one of the best to ever grace the cameras for BGEast.

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Alas, Baron didn’t stay out. And distracted as I was by my workover of Kid Karisma, I didn’t see him get to his feet until it was too late.

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The nerve of the fucker! Trying to put me to sleep? Making me turn my attention away from the bounty that was the body of Kid Karisma?

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That didn’t sit well with me. And you know, as I was beating the shit out of him for the second time, I also had to give him some props. Most wrestlers would have come to and slipped away before I noticed…but Baron not only did not do that, he came back for more.

But this time, I made sure he was finished before I was able to get back to work on the Kid. Again–the Kid could have escaped and headed for the hills. Instead, he waited to take me back on again. Probably thinking Baron might have worn me out, worn me down some…but the Kid wasn’t skilled enough yet to pull off such an impressive feat.

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And it wasn’t until I took his mask that he finally surrendered.

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Again, I have to give the Kid props. After being mauled, in turn, by two hot heels in his debut before the cameras, he could have easily just said “fuck this, I ain’t working for BGEast again.” Instead, he started training; learning how to be a better wrestler. He took a few more beatings along the way, but now he is one of the nastiest heels in the company roster. I’ve followed his career with pride and admiration as he has kicked the shit out of some nasty studs at BGEast.

I’m also a little proud of the fact that I am one of the only wrestlers in BGEast history to hand his hot little muscle ass to him.

I also regret never getting the chance to take on Red Baron in a one-on-one. He was sexy, hot and fun. It would have been a classic.

 

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Red Baron had some size on Kid Karisma–he was actually bigger and stronger than me, to be honest–and so in the first act of our three-way match he pretty much worked the Kid over pretty badly.

Me? I’ve never been much of a fan of bullying–unless I’m doing the bullying, of course.

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I kind of liked my blue/white gear, too. So, as Baron beat on the Kid, I intervened. Baron was big and sexy, and I wanted to work him over as well.

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He didn’t take my intervention well. To give credit where it’s due, I wouldn’t have taken it well, either. But turnabout, as they say, is fair play.

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Look at Baron’s legs here…if you can tear your eyes away from Karisma’s ripped musculature for a moment.

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Finally, I got big Baron trapped between my legs, and it was night, night, sweet prince.

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All About the Bass

The first time I laid eyes on Kid Karisma, I knew he was going to be a star.

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I happened to be in Denver at the same time as the BGEast crew, and so they asked me to spend an evening working in front of the cameras. I never said no when they asked. I was supposed to be taking on a big brute named Red Baron.

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I was all, oh, hell, yeah. Bring it on, bitch.

There was also supposed to be another match taped first, with two new guys. One of them didn’t show; the other was Kid Karisma. And when I first saw that kid, stripped down to his underwear, me and the other guys in the crew exchanged glances.

That body! That ass! That face!

And as soon as he slipped on those gold trunks, there was no doubt in my mind this kid was going to be a big star.

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I was in pretty good shape, myself. And since someone had bowed out…we decided to go with a three way match, that wound up being released on Masked Mayhem 5.

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Shooting Star

Periodically, a new wrestler comes along for BGEast that makes you do a double-take.

Kid Karisma is one of those guys.

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I mean, good Lord, look at that body.

That’s not even taking into consideration that ass.

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This isn’t your average, run of the mill freckle-faced blue-eyed ginger.

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The face is adorable, the body mouth-watering…and the kid can wrestle, too.

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Mats, ring, the pool…up for every challenge.

And can even hold his own, body-wise, next to the amazing Rio Garza.

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Yup, nothing to complain about there.

(to be continued)