Automatic

I’m partial to masked wrestlers, obviously.

Take Cybertron, for example.

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Seriously, just beat me, fuck me up, strip me out of my trunks, stuff them in my mouth and just have your fucking way with me already, Daddy.

And seriously, congratulations on the fucking body, Daddy. This is what he looked like when he first appeared for BGEast, on Masked Mayhem 2 (which was also my BGEast debut) ,ten years or so ago:

 

I mean, nothing wrong with him back then–that ass, for God’s sake–but it’s amazing what about eight or nine years of hard work in the gym will do.

When he reappeared recently in Masked Destroyers 1, I literally did a double take.

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My jaw my have dropped and my tongue might have come out of my mouth a little bit.

I mean JFC.

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So, yeah. Gulp.

And then imagining what this vicious hunk of nasty muscle would do to baby-faced Austin Cooper?

Oh yeah, baby. Come to daddy.

(to be continued)

Austin City Limits

Let’s talk about Austin Cooper for a minute, shall we?

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I’ve been a fan since I first saw him take on Jake Jenkins (another tasty morsel) in Ripped Rookies 1: A Score to Settle. It was an impressive debut for both; a mat match with both starting in singlets before stripping down to much more provocative gear, and not only were they both lovely to look at, they were also pretty damned skilled. I was immediately impressed with both wrestlers, and looked forward to seeing more of each.

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Both of them also sweated quite profusely, and I have mentioned before how sweaty muscles are a big button push for me.

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Austin was at home in any wrestling scenario; I never got the slightest impression, whether it was mats, the gazebo, or the ring, that he wasn’t in his element. He can also heel or job with equally aplomb; that handsome face and beautiful body not only can suffer beautifully, but can sell the dominant heel role just as easily.

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He also looks good in everything–whether its pro-style trunks, singlets, underwear, leg tights, you name it; he can pull it off–and while he’s shown us bare cheeks before, whether in thongs or jocks, he’s never gone full frontal. I don’t mind; while I do appreciate the guys who are willing to do so, I also appreciate those who like to leave things mysterious.

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And even when facing bodies as perfect as, say, those of Kid Karisma or Patrick Donovan or Z-Man, Austin doesn’t fade into the background or not match up properly; those matches are so stunningly hot to watch it’s a wonder the cameras didn’t short circuit.

So, the part of me that enjoys watching Austin suffer was pretty excited to hear he was going to climb in the ring with Cybertron for Hunkbash 20.

(to be continued)

We’ve Got the Beating

I could wax poetic about Braden Charron’s muscular ass for days.

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Sigh…oh, yeah, where were we? Oh yes, Carter Alexander had already made the bodacious-buttocked Braden submit already, and we were well on our way to yet another Bradenbash…or are we?

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Muscle stud Braden has learned a few things, apparently, after being on the receiving of some of the hottest and sexiest beatings in BGEast history, and he’s not about to let this lean muscle boy make him a victim yet again.

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Braden might be shorter, but he’s also stronger and heavier–and as the tables slowly turn, and Carter slowly begins to realize he’s not only outmatched but the long-simmering rage deep inside Braden, the result of years of being a jobber and being roundly mocked, despite the physical beauty, is now boiling over and Carter has become the physical embodiment of everything Braden has wanted to punish and avenge himself upon for over ten long years.

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And Braden relishes his newfound prowess as a heel, and the beating and battering of beauteous Carter is truly something to behold.

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Not only does he relish the role, Braden finds new and creative ways to batter his victim.

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Primarily targeting the abs, he still manages to put Carter Alexander through the ringer. And Carter’s suffering is a thing of beauty.

Can the sexy smaller stud get the upper hand again, or will the beating just keep getting worse and worse?

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This is an incredibly hot match, quite frankly, and one I will revisit numerous times, without doubt.

The Beat Goes On

So, here we have it in Hunkbash 20: bountifully built Braden Charron taking on lean muscle stud Carter Alexander.

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And let’s face it, as the website copy says, “If Braden is in a Hunkbash, that usually means it’s a Bradenbash.”

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After some stretching and posing and the usual pre-match banter, the two studs get down to action. And sure enough, as predicted, sexy Carter is soon arrogantly bashing Braden, despite surrendering a weight advantage to the little fireplug of a muscle boy.

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And wisely, Carter recognizes the strategy of weakening your opponent’s legs–if their legs are battered and they can’t really stand without a wobble and limp, they’re going to be ever so much more vulnerable. And Carter is relentless. He goes after Braden’s knee, again and again, as Braden’s wails of agony fill the arena area.

Finally, hoping for a brief respite from the punishment, Braden cries out a desperate submission.

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Yep, a Bradenbash is what we are in for.

And to be fair, I do love seeing Braden and his muscles suffering.

(to be continued)

Turn the Beat Around

And then there’s Carter Alexander.

It’s not easy to keep up with all the hot guys in gay-interest wrestling, and I have to confess I’ve been sleeping on this one. How have I missed him thus far?  He’s already released matches with Kid Karisma, Jake Jenkins, Kirk Donahue, and Kayden Keller–and the Keller match I definitely knew of, since Kayden wore the same trunks I wore in my match against Pink Puma–trunks I loved so much I wanted to steal them.

And yet…yes, I was sleeping on this one. When the Hunkbash 20 DVD arrived, I didn’t remember him.

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SERIOUSLY.

Outside of his hair–it’s a personal preference, but all these hairstyles for men which involve sprays and gels and “products” to shape the hair and keep it in place have always struck me as dopey; I call is “stupid hair”–but then again, I also came of age in the days when men wore their hair long, parted in the center and then blown dry and brushed so the bangs feathered; don’t even get me started on the hideous hairstyles of the 1980’s–Carter Alexander is everything I like in a wrestler–great smile, handsome face, the slightest hint of dimples in his cheeks. And then the body. He’s lean, muscular, ripped–and while he must depilate his torso, he leaves his legs hairy.

And that vascularity is fucking insane. I mean–look at those deep cuts from the top of his pelvic girdle heading to the groin.

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There’s vascularity even in his fucking legs.

With the exception of Kirk Donahue, he has already logged matches with some of the nastier heels in the current roster at BGEast, and so tossing him into the ring for a Hunkbash with Braden? Yeah, my money was definitely on this pretty young man for a brutal bashing of Braden.

And I was here for it.

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And yes, that’s an ass I’d like to hold in both hands as I pull him closer to me.

(to be continued)