Bulges, Bulges Everywhere

BGEast dropped Catalogue 123 yesterday, and yes, after a long absence there’s a Cage Thunder match in it–but I’ll get to that eventually. Today I want to talk about another DVD set of matches…which kind of ties into my recents posts about not only Kid Karisma but Jobe Zander and my matches against them. This DVD has the two of them facing off against each other in the ring.

Mary Mother of God, does Kid Karisma not look fantastic?

Jobe’s not looking too shabby himself.

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Seriously.

And I know from experience that both of them get really sweaty when they wrestle. I love sweat. Seriously. I think it’s sexy as fuck.

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Told you he’s athletic.

This is a great match; Jobe and the Kid are well-matched, skill-wise as well as their athletic ability. Jobe has worked the indy circuit; the Kid could. The holds, the reversals. the attitude, and the ability to sell in this match is exceptional.

And their bodies are sexy as fuck all. And they aren’t above a little sexy humiliation, either.

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Oh, is that your face in my crotch? Hope you like crotch sweat, little boy!

And they both love to dish it out, and–my personal favorite–taunt each other.

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This is one of the hottest matches I’ve watched in a long time, and definitely in my top twenty of all time for BGEast, which is saying something.

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Hot. As. Fuck.

The Body Beautiful

Josh (that’s MR. JOSHUA to you!) Goodman has had one of the longest running careers in BGEast History.

Being fucking gorgeous doesn’t hurt.

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Well, the blonde tips weren’t the best hair choice, but look at that body.  I mean, LOOK at that body.

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He also looks good from behind.

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I’m not really sure which of his matches was the first I watched, or when I became a fan, but I know I really enjoyed his match with Brick Burnett, Undagear 10. It was a great match, two hot guys, and they wound up stripped down to thongs, as I recall. I watched that one until the tape wore out.

I was also a big fan of his match with The Brooklyn Bodywrecker on the Josh Goodman Spotlight DVD.

And of course, there’s the bulge.

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You can’t  help but notice it; I once jokingly referred to it as “the third wrestler.” He’s won the fan vote for Best Bulge a number of times. It is impressive, and without fail, he’ll reach into his trunks and adjust it several times in every match. Josh is arrogant, handsome and chiseled, and even when he is getting his ass kicked, he goes down arrogant. He’s at home in every venue–ring, matron, gazebo, wrestleshack, backyard–and always is in perfect physical condition. He’s got crazy mad skills, and keeps up the arrogant patter in that thick Boston accent nonstop.

He was on my list of BGEast wrestlers I wanted to fight, and it actually happened.

Next: Motel Madness 13