Start Me Up

So I wanted to wrestle Mitch Colby. Badly. I wanted to see how we’d match up, how it would go, who would come out on top.

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That’s what wrestling is, and always has been: a competition between two men, the only weapon their bodies, to see whose strength, skill, agility, and ability is the better. As with any contest, some luck also comes into play; an accidental slip, a momentary loss of focus, or even temporary distraction for even just a split second can be the difference between victory and loss.

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Yet despite my eagerness for this match to happen, it didn’t. Delays, excuses, scheduling issues; it was always something. And you begin to wonder, what the fuck is the problem here? Am I not GOOD enough for Mr. Musclehead?

Well, fuck you too.

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So, I started calling him out on the BGEast message boards.

And the name Mitch kind of lends itself to Bitch, doesn’t it?

Adonis Rising

His star rose quickly once his first match debuted.

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It’s easy to see why. Not only was the body extraordinary, evidence of hours of hard work and careful diet planning, but the face was handsome as well. Dark blond hair and bright blue eyes, an enormous smile and dimples you could sink a finger into up to the first knuckle…yes, the fans responded with cash and erections and worshipful blog posts and messages on the BGEast fan lists.

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Oh, yes, his star shone brightly. And he was a good wrestler, too. He was just as at home on the mats or the gazebo or the pool or the yard or the ring–something that not every wrestler had the ability to do. He was also ridiculously photogenic.

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Every time I watched one of his matches, I thought, we need to do this.

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We faced some of the same wrestlers, and yet…

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I wanted a ring match more than anything….he wanted a mat match.

And so began the tug of war, the war of words, and the feud.

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The Sin of Narcissus

In Greek mythology, Narcissus was a son of the river god Cephissus and the nymph Liriope; which I suppose would have made him a demi-god? Narcissus was beautiful; known far and wide for it, so beautiful that people often fell madly in love with him just by seeing him. Narcissus, however, never loved anyone back and in fact, held his admirers in contempt. Nemesis, seeing this pride and disdain in him, lured him to a reflecting pool; Narcissus caught sight of his own reflection and fell in love with his own image…to the point he refused to leave and eventually wasted away.

It’s easy to imagine Narcissus looking like Mitch Colby.

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This debut, against Alexi Adamov at arguably his most sexy, was most auspicious. As much as I lusted after Alexi, as much as I wanted him to face me in the ring, I kept having my eyes drawn back to the ripped, older muscle hunk packed into a tiny neon orange and yellow bikini that didn’t disguise the big bulge in the front and showed off the hard muscle ass in the back.

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And the sweat. My God, he was drenched in it, making every definition in his glistening muscles that much more obvious.

Alexi was also a big time sweat-monster. So it wasn’t long before both of them were soaking wet, slaking it off themselves as they fought nastily on the mats in the gazebo. Alexi, despite rarely winning a match, is intimidated by no one, doesn’t ever back down, and has crazy mad skills.

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Alexi is not, as I have said before, a small guy. Neither is Mitch. There’s some trash talking as they check each other out, see who’s bigger…and of course, Alexi points out that Mitch is older: “What are you man, in your forties?”

As someone who had just starting wrestling for BGEast at forty-five…that made me want to see the blue-eyed blond put a major hurt on Sexy Alexi…as well as put one on him myself.

Mitch and Sexy Alexi were pretty evenly matched, despite the size and age advantage going to Alexi. It’s a great battle, back and forth, lots of action and lots of brutality…and lots of beautiful bodies being put through the ringer.

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Look at those muscles, glistening with sweat.

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And never mistake Alexi for a jobber whose an easy beatdown. He fights dirty, too.

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And when I finished watching…I wanted to fight them both.

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Muscle

I think it was in the late fall of 2006 that Mitch Colby made his BGEast debut. This was back in that time after Hurricane Katrina, when I’d jumped into underground pro-wrestling with both feet and was traveling a lot; having matches everywhere I went and had already done my first work with BGEast. I’d also started writing up matches for the on-line catalogues; rough drafts that were polished and revised for the better by the Boss before they went live. As someone who’d already by that time become a huge fan of Sexy Alexi, you can imagine my thrill to get the preview of Wrestler Spotlight: Alexi Adamov in the mail to write copy for; and when I got to the third match…I was stunned to see his opponent, Mitch Colby.

 

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Wow, right? That tiny little day-glo orange bikini with the yellow trim would come to be known as his trademark gear.

Alexi wasn’t exactly looking like a slouch, himself.

Alexi has always looked great. He was already putting on some of the size I’d see looking at me from across the ring a few months after this was filmed. And I’d seen Colby’s transformation already; he was on a couple of wrestling websites already. He’d been huskier, but had trimmed down and gotten ripped.

And they were meeting in the gazebo on a hot, humid afternoon.

Which meant sweat.

And a lot of it.

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Big Boys

Interestingly enough, I have wrestled three of the studs on Bulge Battles 1 for the cameras; and I sure as hell wouldn’t have minded getting in the ring with the other three. I’ve already discussed the Kid Karisma-Jobe Zander sweatfest, which was aboslutely amazing and definitely pushed a lot of my erotic buttons.

But that brings me to the match with another former opponent of mine: Josh Goodman vs. Rex Braddock.

Mr. Joshua is a stud, there’s no question about that. His body has been in perfect condition since the first day he walked in front of a BGEast camera, to this match. You have to admire his dedication to his fitness; it would be easy to figure hey, even if I put on another percent of bodyfat I’m still going to look better than 99% of men and slack off a little bit. His definition is intact; if anything, he might even be in better shape than he was when I wrestled him all those years ago.

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Yeah, and the dramatic bulge is only emphasized by those silver trunks.

I also have a thing for his foe, Rex Braddock. I mean, he’s a big hunk of man, isn’t he? And those eyes…very dreamy. I’ve always been a sucker for a man with dark hair and blue eyes.

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His debut, against Marc Merino in Strip Stakes 1, was a hot match; Marc Merino was also sexy as hell–and matches where the wrestlers strip each other down and wind up wrestling nude has pushed my buttons since the glory days of the Hard Pros series.

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Rex is a big boy; maybe not as ripped as Mr. Joshua, but that’s a lot of beef…and when there’s a big size disparity between wrestlers, the bigger guy has an advantage right from the start. Rex takes full advantage of that size/strength disparity; toying with one Mr. Joshua from the very start–which of course had to be incredibly frustrating for someone with an ego the size of Mr. Joshua. I’ve not seen him get tossed around like this since he took on the Brooklyn Bodywrecker–and made the mistake of mocking BBW for being old. That was an enormously satisfying beatdown.

Mr. Joshua doesn’t take a beating just lying down though (other than that one, of course) and he’s not opposed to bringing a big hulk down with a low blow or two, and then never letting up. It was also fun–and hot–watching him work the big man over.

Definitely a good time was had by yours truly watching this one.

Bulges, Bulges Everywhere

BGEast dropped Catalogue 123 yesterday, and yes, after a long absence there’s a Cage Thunder match in it–but I’ll get to that eventually. Today I want to talk about another DVD set of matches…which kind of ties into my recents posts about not only Kid Karisma but Jobe Zander and my matches against them. This DVD has the two of them facing off against each other in the ring.

Mary Mother of God, does Kid Karisma not look fantastic?

Jobe’s not looking too shabby himself.

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Seriously.

And I know from experience that both of them get really sweaty when they wrestle. I love sweat. Seriously. I think it’s sexy as fuck.

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Told you he’s athletic.

This is a great match; Jobe and the Kid are well-matched, skill-wise as well as their athletic ability. Jobe has worked the indy circuit; the Kid could. The holds, the reversals. the attitude, and the ability to sell in this match is exceptional.

And their bodies are sexy as fuck all. And they aren’t above a little sexy humiliation, either.

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Oh, is that your face in my crotch? Hope you like crotch sweat, little boy!

And they both love to dish it out, and–my personal favorite–taunt each other.

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This is one of the hottest matches I’ve watched in a long time, and definitely in my top twenty of all time for BGEast, which is saying something.

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Hot. As. Fuck.

Rocky Mountain High

So, I’d put the Baron to sleep and it was just me and Kid Karisma left on the mats.

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The Kid suffered beautifully. And so athletic, too. And he never gave up. He kept trying, kept coming back for more no matter what I threw at his hot ass.

And it is truly an epic ass. One of the best I’ve ever seen, one of the best to ever grace the cameras for BGEast.

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Alas, Baron didn’t stay out. And distracted as I was by my workover of Kid Karisma, I didn’t see him get to his feet until it was too late.

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The nerve of the fucker! Trying to put me to sleep? Making me turn my attention away from the bounty that was the body of Kid Karisma?

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That didn’t sit well with me. And you know, as I was beating the shit out of him for the second time, I also had to give him some props. Most wrestlers would have come to and slipped away before I noticed…but Baron not only did not do that, he came back for more.

But this time, I made sure he was finished before I was able to get back to work on the Kid. Again–the Kid could have escaped and headed for the hills. Instead, he waited to take me back on again. Probably thinking Baron might have worn me out, worn me down some…but the Kid wasn’t skilled enough yet to pull off such an impressive feat.

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And it wasn’t until I took his mask that he finally surrendered.

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Again, I have to give the Kid props. After being mauled, in turn, by two hot heels in his debut before the cameras, he could have easily just said “fuck this, I ain’t working for BGEast again.” Instead, he started training; learning how to be a better wrestler. He took a few more beatings along the way, but now he is one of the nastiest heels in the company roster. I’ve followed his career with pride and admiration as he has kicked the shit out of some nasty studs at BGEast.

I’m also a little proud of the fact that I am one of the only wrestlers in BGEast history to hand his hot little muscle ass to him.

I also regret never getting the chance to take on Red Baron in a one-on-one. He was sexy, hot and fun. It would have been a classic.

 

Mile High

Red Baron had some size on Kid Karisma–he was actually bigger and stronger than me, to be honest–and so in the first act of our three-way match he pretty much worked the Kid over pretty badly.

Me? I’ve never been much of a fan of bullying–unless I’m doing the bullying, of course.

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I kind of liked my blue/white gear, too. So, as Baron beat on the Kid, I intervened. Baron was big and sexy, and I wanted to work him over as well.

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He didn’t take my intervention well. To give credit where it’s due, I wouldn’t have taken it well, either. But turnabout, as they say, is fair play.

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Look at Baron’s legs here…if you can tear your eyes away from Karisma’s ripped musculature for a moment.

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Finally, I got big Baron trapped between my legs, and it was night, night, sweet prince.

(to be continued)

All About the Bass

The first time I laid eyes on Kid Karisma, I knew he was going to be a star.

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I happened to be in Denver at the same time as the BGEast crew, and so they asked me to spend an evening working in front of the cameras. I never said no when they asked. I was supposed to be taking on a big brute named Red Baron.

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I was all, oh, hell, yeah. Bring it on, bitch.

There was also supposed to be another match taped first, with two new guys. One of them didn’t show; the other was Kid Karisma. And when I first saw that kid, stripped down to his underwear, me and the other guys in the crew exchanged glances.

That body! That ass! That face!

And as soon as he slipped on those gold trunks, there was no doubt in my mind this kid was going to be a big star.

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I was in pretty good shape, myself. And since someone had bowed out…we decided to go with a three way match, that wound up being released on Masked Mayhem 5.

(to be continued)

Shooting Star

Periodically, a new wrestler comes along for BGEast that makes you do a double-take.

Kid Karisma is one of those guys.

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I mean, good Lord, look at that body.

That’s not even taking into consideration that ass.

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This isn’t your average, run of the mill freckle-faced blue-eyed ginger.

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The face is adorable, the body mouth-watering…and the kid can wrestle, too.

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Mats, ring, the pool…up for every challenge.

And can even hold his own, body-wise, next to the amazing Rio Garza.

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Yup, nothing to complain about there.

(to be continued)