Start Me Up

So I wanted to wrestle Mitch Colby. Badly. I wanted to see how we’d match up, how it would go, who would come out on top.

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That’s what wrestling is, and always has been: a competition between two men, the only weapon their bodies, to see whose strength, skill, agility, and ability is the better. As with any contest, some luck also comes into play; an accidental slip, a momentary loss of focus, or even temporary distraction for even just a split second can be the difference between victory and loss.

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Yet despite my eagerness for this match to happen, it didn’t. Delays, excuses, scheduling issues; it was always something. And you begin to wonder, what the fuck is the problem here? Am I not GOOD enough for Mr. Musclehead?

Well, fuck you too.

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So, I started calling him out on the BGEast message boards.

And the name Mitch kind of lends itself to Bitch, doesn’t it?

1 thought on “Start Me Up”

  1. Sometimes when I see mirror shots, I think that it’s too made he can’t wrestle himself. Now, that would be a match!

    It’s why I keep my eyes open for the rare match when identical twins face off. There’s one active pro pair, handsome and well built, who occasionally wrestle one another, all out. Wondeful!

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